Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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