Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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