No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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