The maid of honor just puked.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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