It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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