this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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