That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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