I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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