I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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