so explain again why im purple
no
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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