i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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