if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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