just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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