i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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