Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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