no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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