he wants to bone in the snuggie
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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