Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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