I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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