She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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