Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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