somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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