I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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