So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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