Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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