drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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