new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
vagina is talking i cant
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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