Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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