Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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