i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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