"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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