doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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