Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
