Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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