My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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