dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
BRING THE BAGELS
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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