I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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