She's JV to your varsity
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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