AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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