I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
They are going to name an STD after you.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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