you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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