why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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