remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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