If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm both gender and math confused
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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