i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
we're making bets on your personal life
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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