its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I touched a dick in church today
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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