Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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