Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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