hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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