You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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