i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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