Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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